December 2008
32 posts
“seriously, expect all of pwild, nbn freshmen, and allison to show up.
be...”
– zomgthanks
TF rocks
Pshaw Report: AIM edition
Out: using lol genuinely 5 minutes ago: using lol ironically and/or derisively In: using lol genuinely but nostalgically
November 2008
22 posts
Thanksgiving Break by the Numbers
4 comedians
2 good comedians
2 movies (Australia sucked but Changeling made up for it)
2 tickets to Speed-the-Plow
1 Jeremy Piven
“But there’s nothing to fill [your jacket] out. You’re like a turkey...”
– CL
“I feel like I’m 8 again, because I don’t know what dad’s...”
– CL
1:33 am
AJJGS: hey
M: whts up
AJJGS: fuckin hammered, you?
M: enjoying your new haircut as well?
AJJGS: i don't have a new haircut, but okay
CAESAR on da mic
As a student up here in the Great Midwest
There are so many classes I’d like to take best.
Like History of Rome or American Poets
I’d ace that shit, don’t pretend you don’t know it.
So with a day to go, I stayed up all night,
Making sure my schedule was gonna be tight
But I missed registration, right on through I slept
Sorry Robert Frost, that’s a promise not...
If Bruce Springsteen ever sells out and goes...
Juice Springsteen (Fresh-squeezed fruit juice stand)
Spruce Springsteen (Christmas tree farm; play “Santa Claus is coming to town” on loop)
Deuce Springsteen (where you go on a Thursday night)
Zeus Springsteen (a chain of gyms promising to sculpt you the body of a god)
Mousse Springsteen (a dessert. The secret ingredient - 1 tps everyman extract)
Mousse Springsteen (if...
I make joke
Q: What does a monk do when he feels like an over-share but has taken a vow of poverty?
A: Creates a humblr.
“its better to be hot and stupid”
– KL
JD: an LA virgin!
ML: an oxymoron?
EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! Trader and market... →
AL: there's this "dear abby" thing in the crimson newspaper, or w/e, and some chick was like, i see that this dude who is hitting on me is listed as in another relationship on facebook,,, will i seem like a creep if i bring it up?
AL: and i was all like, definitely not, of course you're gonna see that shit
AL: plus that dude's an idiot
The Facebook Quote Diaspora Relocation Archive...
“Yeah, I haven’t had any mealing for like two days.” DK
“My red pants are my poor pants.” WVM
“Cleanliness is next to Donley-ness” TD
“Jack vould be a very interesting boy if he learnt to vurk and play AT ZE SAME TIME!” AL
“Is this going to be a paper about the internet?” CB
“Don’t be like ‘Dastardly Dan, I...
Democrat: I think we should come in to class Thursday with cigars and light them with $100 bills. I'll be so happy I won't care.
Republican: I mean if he's just going to take it away from me anyway to redistribute elsewhere...what the hell, I'm in.
Read it and weep. Seriously. For your country. →
“like omg - the black death - my life bites - i can’t wait till i can move...”
– the 1400s, after emerging from awkward medieval years, thinking they are too cool for school.
“when you’re a kid, you don’t get why anyone would be rly into...”
– A.L.
“But I just had them done.”
– P.A. after being told by the ref to trim her nails before a water polo game Friday. The ref, in the end, didn’t make her. 